See those wheels? They're bulletproof.
OK, I don’t really know if the women in these pictures are hookers. Let’s call them “models with an affinity for cash” instead. Do you remember the Dartz Prombron? It was the Russian built uber-luxury SUV that allowed buyers to check the option box for whale-penis leather. They’re back for another go-around, this time touting the Red Diamond Edition of the Prombron.
Since I know you’re eager to pony up a downpayment on the truck’s $1.3 million asking price (it DOES have a tungsten exhaust and gem encrusted gauges, after all), I’m including lots of pictures below. In the interest of journalistic integrity, however, I will not publish the shot of the hooker model straddling the cannon shell, since it’s got nothing to do with the Dartz Prombron Red Diamond Edition. We have our standards, you see.
The step in height is fine, even for those in a minidress and spike heels.
That glass is bulletproof, too.
No dressing room, no problem with the massive Prombron.
See those diamond encrusted instruments? Yeah, me neither.
Sorry, you can't see the instruments in this shot, either.
Note the strength of the trunk.
Nothing says 'classy photo shoot' like dumpsters in the background.
Holy shit - how thick IS that carbon fiber?
Nice near-upskirt in the gloss trim.
Note the fine craftsmanship in the stitching.
You knew I was going to include it, didn't you?
